Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-2455 (?)
- SCP-2455 is a 21-year-old woman who can create copies of herself, called SCP-2455-1 instances, whenever she or someone else faces a major decision that could significantly alter her future. These copies look exactly like her but wear different clothes, often uniforms, representing a possible future she could have. Each copy possesses knowledge relevant to that specific future and tries to convince people to make choices that lead to its existence. For example, a copy wearing a baker's uniform would know about baking and try to persuade SCP-2455 to become a baker. These copies are contained by monitoring SCP-2455 and giving her amnestics if they discuss secret information, or by securing other dangerous objects if a copy appears to be affected by them.
- Saving Christmas (?)
- "Saving Christmas" is a 2014 American faith-based Christmas comedy film starring Kirk Cameron, who attempts to convince his brother-in-law that Christmas remains a Christian holiday, addressing concerns about commercialism and perceived pagan elements. The movie was widely panned by critics, achieving a rare 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and being considered one of the worst films ever made, even winning four Golden Raspberry Awards. Cameron controversially responded to the negative reception by falsely claiming it was an atheist smear campaign and urging fans to inflate its online ratings.